THE NEXT POPE OF ROME WILL BE DECIDED IN A GIANT "SENIORS OF OUR PARISH" BINGO GAME BETWEEN ALL THE OTHER HEADS OF CHURCH COMMUNIONS TITLED "POPE"

PICREL FIVE PATRIARCHS OF ANTIOCH, THREE OF THEM UNDER VATICAN

SECOND PRIZE IS A SCHWINN COMFORT TRICYCLE

THIRD PLACE IS A FROZEN TURKEY

CONSOLATION PRIZE IS A BOTTLE OF WINE OR OIL

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