The Mangocratic Oath

"How about a mango ?"

"Sure... but what if it's poisonous ?"

"Naaa."

"How do you know ?"

"It's a mango. They can't be poisonous, would go against their Mangocratic oath."

"What's that ?"

"You see, each mango gets to swear a Mangocratic oath. An official bee comes by when it's but a flower and administers it."

"But there's so many mangos. How could a single bee handle all of them ?"

"Oh, it's not a single official bee. There's lots of them. They have an office for official bees and everything."

"Are you saying there's a beerocracy ?"

"O ya."

"They're probably all drones."

The problem with taking in six-year-old slavegirls is that you have to explain everything to them!

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Wednesday, 23 August, Year 9 d.Tr.