when people tell you about the dream they had last night.

nostr:nprofile1qqs0sxxdz722j74u5kvzym4chlualjx0jef32llvdveg98jpqs0tmlgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpkvzz2 my washing machine did that and fucking hell it was annoying. If you have a Zannussi you hold down the button that starts the cycle for 30+ seconds it does a long beep and with switches the bloody sound off.

People always insisting on always calling 'cider vinegar' 'apple cider vinegar' as is the word apple bestowed magical properties sent from an angel upon high. When in reality it's just old oxidised gut rot cider which muggins here would have pour into a vinegar tank.

"Very unique"

People with who seem to have had the part of the brain that deals with spatial awareness removed....they seem to be omnipresent in supermarkets.

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People who always use the handicap button to open doors rather than, God forbid, you take the small opportunity to use a muscle for once in your life.

I work with a bodybuilder and it drives me nuts that he uses the handicap button every...single...time...

People who use LLMs to offload their thinking.

No, I don't want to have to parse your unreviewed AI output that's confusing things and only serves to give me work to do. It's obvious and lazy.

Pompous British accents

People who use spaces or anything that isn't an underscore or dash in their file systems.