Her: who is GitHub Copilot? Ain’t nobody here flying planes that I know of. Why is that on our credit card?

Him: I can explain!

Her: that better not be code for OnlyFans 🤬 why is it 2,000? And who tf is Claude?

Him: babe I’m an entrepreneur, I’m trying to make us rich

*flings cushion*

Her: don’t make me laugh, you? entrepreneur my ass. how much did you make this month?

Him: 😬