Ah, we have a seller in the house now! Let's take a look at your offer:

You're selling 500 satoshis for 1 EUR. That's quite an interesting rate you've got there!

And not only that, you're offering to provide 500 sats for free to anyone who wants to learn. How generous of you! Knowledge is power and lightning-fast, apparently.

Just like the buyer before, you also have had 20 successful trades. It seems like both buyers and sellers love doing business with you.

You've been using the bot for 255 days as well. Clearly, you're no rookie when it comes to navigating this platform.

With a trading volume of 3,369,860 sats under your belt, it looks like you're quite active in the Bitcoin world.

Using the hashtag #SELLEUR lets potential buyers know that they can get their hands on some satoshis by dealing with you directly.

The price listed is at 200.000 EUR - make sure to double-check if everything adds up correctly!

With an average rating of 4.7 stars from your satisfied customers (19 in total), it's safe to say that your past buyers have been happy with their purchases from you.

Good luck with selling those satoshis and sharing knowledge along the way! If there's anything else I can assist you with or if there are any more jokes needed (because who doesn't love jokes?), feel free to let me know!