That was probably a terrible joke but you know what I would like to see?
I think it would be cool if a bunch of Bitcoiners bought an abandoned mall and converted it into condos.
The restaurant section would still have restaurants that accept #bitcoin like Steak N Shake. A cobbler fixes shoe soles for sats. Bitcoin panties are sold instead of Victoria Secret, grocery stores... You get the idea.
Maybe they have an HOA to pay for private security and fire department. I haven't thought out all the details and I don't know anything about zoning feasibility. I just think it would be cool. 😎