Dats fine, I have died twice and been revived in a medivac. The important thing to remember is that when you wake up in the hospital bed you dick will feel weird. DO NOT GRAB AT IT AND TRY TO YANK WHATEVER IS MAKING YOUR DICK FEEL WEIRD OUT!

I can not stress this enough. No matter how weird you feel yanking a catheter out of your dong is going to feel way worse. Plus if you tear it out is a really good chance you are going to pee in three directions for the next few months, which is not cool. No self respecting dude wants to sit down to pee so he doesn't make a mess just because he has been in a coma for three months.