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Apparently if you pee in the ocean something can swim into your pee hole?

That's it.

Only peeing in swimming pools now

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😂😂😂ahahaha 💜

I peed in the ocean once and I survived

🥴👀🥴

Like a shark?

Yeah shark is about the right size to fit in mine

🤣🤣🤣this is hilarious 🦈

I thought this happened in rivers 🤔

Anyways swimming pools are probably safe 👍

Stay on beach, wait for people to get stung by jellyfish, pee on them.

Alway have some jellyfish with you to throw on people just in case the ones in the ocean don't get them.

Sound advice 🙊

Just wear a condom and you'll be fine.

I wear one 24/7 and have had almost zero problems

Can you send me a link to your preferred brand?

My fav:

😂😂🍆

pee up in the air in short, sharp bursts