Hey Nostrichs, I'm Zark Muckerberg, I like smoking meats, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and I work in big tech

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Senpai Zark does smoking meat cure end to end encryption allergy ?? And can jiu jitsu absolve data harvesting bad karma ?? Arigato sensei

Funny you ask that, we're working on a new open source protocol called beef brisket, that smokes your messages so vegan feds stay away

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Shoulda known Zark likes whoppers

Need the energy to send out all the GMs