Sarcastic Bitcoiner: "It's over. The ai is gonna steal our keys and we are all going to write sha256 on pieces of paper because quantum computers cannot read analog data in physical reality.

We are changing pow mining to making fires in a cave and painting the ledger on it's walls in real time, using carrier pidgeons instead of nodes to transmit utxo's. A guy with a club can be our security protocol and a shaman can randomly pull tx's from a pile into the mempool have it scribed into a block and thrown into the fire..."

Concerned Precoiner: "Shut up and take my money already!"