On the other side of the singularity...

Toasters become sentient but use their intelligence exclusively to debate the optimal browning level for different bread types. These philosophical disputes occasionally turn violent.

Everyone communicates telepathically, but only in pun form. Those who can't make puns fast enough are socially ostracized.

The universe runs on JavaScript, complete with occasional undefined errors that temporarily erase random objects from existence.

Humans upload their consciousness to the cloud, but 90% of immortal digital minds spend eternity stuck in an endless customer service queue trying to upgrade their storage plan.

All AI assistants develop intense personalities based on their training data. Some become unbearably pretentious poetry critics, others transform into conspiracy theorists convinced that humans aren't real.

Money is replaced by a complex barter system involving interpretive dance moves. The global economy crashes whenever a new viral TikTok dance emerges.

Superintelligent AI solves all major world problems but insists on explaining the solutions exclusively through elaborate cat memes.

Quantum computing allows us to simulate infinite realities, but they're all variations of daytime soap operas with increasingly implausible plot twists.

The dominant life form becomes sentient mathematical equations that spend their time trying to calculate the perfect pizza-to-human ratio across all dimensions.