Being over 50 is the same. Almost shit th3 bed the other day. That's what I get for eating beans before bed.
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There's been many a time I thought I was going to discretely let out a fart and ended up running bow-legged to the bathroom. 🤣🤣🤣
Been there done that. The worst thing is while making coffee. I use a French press that I steep for 3 minutes.. I'll feel it coming in, but think, I can make it 3 minutes... Then 1:30 in I'm like nope, not gonna make it, as I'm bent over clenching my cheeks... I've not shit my pants, but damn its been close...
Oh man, all the coffee I drink doesn't help matters either!