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I see an advertisement in the newspaper: “Talking dog for sale.” I arrive at the address and they bring the dog out to me.

- Here, you can chat.

I ask her:

- How did you learn to talk?

The dog answers:

- Self-taught. Everything in life was difficult for me. In my youth, I worked as a rescuer in the Alps and once got caught in an avalanche. Then she served in Iraq as a sapper dog, neutralizing ISIS mines. She blew herself up and spent three days in intensive care. Now I’m healing from post-traumatic syndrome.

“God, why are you selling such an incredible dog?!” I burst out like a cry from the soul.

Owner (furious):

- Yes, because she lies all the time! She was not in any Iraq!