"I appreciate you reaching out, Honestly I've been Appsolutly Terrible lately man. My cat died when he was hit by a car he didn't see coming, and you know why make it worse? I was driving the car, it's all my fault, George was such a good cat man, always happy, and enjoying his life, he didn't ask to die, he just went back there to stay dry, little did he know that was the last lightning storm he would ever experience" 😭😢😿

new phone whodis

The next line is going to be like "Have you considered investing in the stock market?"