Okay, okay, I'll play along...my name is Rupert...sorta. I don't like following trends. I'm reluctant to the end. I don't mind change, but only if it's slow. I may be a little stuck in my ways.

Oh, I'm a mom. It's kinda obvious when you start talking to me sometimes. It's very obvious when you're my friend because I'll start worrying about you like you're mine.

Um, I think I'm funny. Not everyone gets it but that's okay.

I'm super Cajun and can cook really well but I hate doing it so you have to make me like you so I'll do it for you.