BREAKING: Mitch McConnell’s doctor has confirmed that the 81 year old minority leader is suffering from a rare medical condition called ‘old age’, and that further tests need to be run in order to prescribe a necessary cure.

McConnell’s doctor has confirmed however that the condition is not fatal, and should in no way impact the senator’s ability to represent his party.

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