Jeez, how many torture prisons do they visit?

"The general ambience of this torture prison is far superior to most torture prisons. Some might say that a lot of their torture techniques are cliché, but their execution was top of the line! Truly it is torture prisons like this that prove why the classics are the classics. I highly recommend this torture prison for captured soldiers and civilians alike; this torture prison truly has something for everyone. Five stars!"