Leave England. If that's not possible:
1. Experiment with Bitcoin payments. You'd be surprised how often it works (e.g., buy a gift or debit card with BTC, pay in fiat).
2. Find out in which other country you can open a bank account and payment accounts. This is harder. But normal Russians have resorted to this for years. This is harder. Also, I guess you are now as free as a Russian. GG mate.
