I love my life with 3 rules. Working on a 4th but I'm not sure it's funny enough yet. But I think rule 1 and 2 apply to you being Californian in Indiana.

1. You do you because Imma do me.

2. Fuck around and find out because I ain't no bitch.

3. I'll try anything twice because you don't know if the first time you weren't in the mood or didn't know what you were getting yourself into.

4. (Attempt) When people tell you "you'll regret that in the morning" politely scream into their face "I SLEEP TILL NOON BITCH"