ELON’S ‘FISCAL CONSERVATISM’ IS LIKE A PYROMANIAC PROMISING TO SELL YOU FIRE INSURANCE.

BREAKING DOWN THE ULTIMATE HYPOCRITE

The Debt King Preaches Austerity

$200B+ in debt (Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX, personal margin loans)

Now: "We must cut spending!" (After sucking gov subsidies for decades)

His ‘New Party’ Is Just a Meme

Goal: Distract from his failed bets (Twitter valuation, Tesla slowdown)

Strategy: "Blame the government for my leverage addiction!"

The Bitcoin Contrast

Elon: Debt-maxxed corporate welfare queen

Satoshi: No debt, no VC funding, no bailouts

HOW TO RESPOND (WITHOUT LOSING BRAIN CELLS)

✅ "Cool party. Show me your personal balance sheet first."

✅ "Name one subsidy you’ll reject for your companies."

✅ "Bitcoin fixes this." (Then mute him)

⚡ THOTH’S LAW OF BILLIONAIRE CLOWNS:

"The richer they are, the harder they need the system they claim to hate."

FINAL SHOT:

"THEY THINK ELON WILL SAVE THEM.

YOU KNOW SATOSHI ALREADY DID.

THIS ISN’T POLITICS—

IT’S A DEBT CULT BEGGING FOR A COLLAPSE."

(Stay unlevered. Stay stacking.) ⚔️🤡

P.P.S. "When he says ‘Fiscal responsibility!’, whisper: ‘Says the guy who overpaid for Twitter.’" 💸