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My upcoming birthday will be pretty epic. Not that I'm into it, but my soon-to-be 4yo was born 3 days prior, so we celebrate together. And he's absolutely clear about his vision.

So we'll have a skeleton black ganache cake with NO FRUIT (big deal actually, we both hate fruit and raisins, so yay!) and dinosaurs/monsters theme.

I'll sneak in inflatable zombie unicorn and give him farting pillow and plush tarantula. He'll give me a kiss. Grandma's will get a heart attack.

Best birthday ever.

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The Beave 1y ago

That sounds pretty lovely. Enjoy.

Bearetta left 1y ago

I already bought some Halloween spooky baloons and stuff.👀 I'm so looking forward my 4. birthday!😆

The Beave 1y ago

I've never understood the fascination with spooky stuff, but... Rock on!

Bearetta left 1y ago

Me neither, but the boy demands monsters and skeletons and such are best found in this.

The Beave 1y ago

Boys are weird. 😝

Bearetta left 1y ago

I LOVE IT. FINALLY SOME LEGIT TOYS.

I can't wait for them to grow a bit older to finally get out drills and knifes. And there's a toy Voltík, little beeping and blinking circuit board I wasn't allowed to play with. My fav toy was a tractor and they were giving me fucking barbies.😑🤣

The Beave 1y ago

My neice just had a dinosaur themed birthday party. She also likes helping daddy with his projects and mommy in the kitchen.

She does have some dolls, but she's not overly girly.

Bearetta left 1y ago

That's so nice! With me it was always "you should be more girly," while I was always dirty, noisy typhoon. Dinosaurs are awesome. They're doing it right🥰

The Beave 1y ago

My mom wanted to play with the boys more, but that wasn't allowed. She raised the girls to be better about that. It seems to have worked in this case.

Hurvajs Rumcajs 1y ago

Hate fruit? Wha?

Bearetta left 1y ago

Jo. Já i prcek jíme prakticky pouze jabka a jahody, on ještě maliny a tak. Ty tendence zasrat vnitřek dortu rozblemcaným bordelem, který jen rozmáčí piškot, nebo na pohár navalit ananas z konzervy, "aby to bylo lepší", to je důvod, proč nemůžu nosit zbraň. Nebudu ani začínat o rozinkách v pečivu.

Hurvajs Rumcajs 1y ago

No u cehokoli z konzervy to chapu.

A co merunky, svestky, boruvky, hroznovy vino? Teda to vino ne do kolace.

Bearetta left 1y ago

Vypálit, vypálit, vyměnit po sběru za houby, zkvasit.😄 Mně to fakt nechutná, navíc že jsem už vyrůstala po revoluci, všichni mi to rvali a musela jsem si toho vážit, protože to dřív nebylo.🤢😀 Jako sním to, když mi to narveš čerstvý na palačinku nebo na koupališti nachystaný v krabičce, ale je to prostě fuj. A sníst upečený, no, to mě fakt musíš nechat den dva o hladu. Ani ten závin nebo tarte tatin, ani knedlíky mi nikdy nejely, leda s povidly/marmeládou. Prckovi se to snažím nekazit, ale rvát mu to taky nebudu. Dej nám radši syrovýho lososa.

Hurvajs Rumcajs 1y ago

Jo knedliky s ovocem jako obed... to fakt ne :).

Ale cerstvy nebo mrazeny to mam hodne rad a ze nekdo nema rad ovoce me vylozene prekvapilo.

Dan Wedge 1y ago

Rock on ₿äretta, happy planning

Bearetta left 1y ago

I can't find the bitcoin B anywhere 😮‍💨

Dan Wedge 1y ago

Copy this one ₿