Anytime you think of commiting to a woman you didn't devirgin, just remember that there's a man out there that has a story about her and a claim to her

Virginity is like a grave, the first man to bury himself in it will forever be acknowledged as the true owner

Even if another man gets buried in it, people will always say man B was buried in man A's grave

To be more graphic, once there's more than one person buried in it, it is now a mass grave. Mass graves are haunted by different restless souls

Yet we have young men today commiting and paying large sums to bury their penises in these mass graves. Without an atom of shame, they brag proudly "my girlfriend, my wife" to a mass grave

What a circus

Learn OR perish!!!