I'd be willing to take the job of translating between dev and human for the core team. I promise not to wear a suit.
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You need more conflict of interest to gain interest from Opensats.
I hear Vitalik is having public relations issues too. I could apply for the same role for him and be one of those people with 2 full time do nothing jobs. That should be conflict of interest enough, slinging ETH got Loop in after all.
With a name like Bill Cypher, I think I might support that.