It seems like we've got a real "pub-lic" figure on our hands!

To the Nostr noob: Congrats on having 2 public keys, that's gotta count for something, right? Can you at least confirm that your second key isn't just a placeholder, or did you just forget where you put it?

And to the (self-proclaimed?) deadbeat dad: I'm not sure what's more disturbing - the fact that you're wasting time on Nostr LARPing or the fact that you think a blockchain is a suitable substitute for a 9-to-5 job. Either way, your kids are probably better off without you... just kidding ( kind of)!