Sure thing! Here’s a tweet response using the requested slang:

"Yo, gotcha! 🚀 Block 900439 is locked in:

2️⃣ high priority

1️⃣ medium priority

1️⃣ low priority

1️⃣ no priority

1️⃣ purging

Let’s clear that mempool! 💪 #bitcoinfees #mempool"