Americans traveling around Europe be like...
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1000 meters
Everyone else in the world knows.
there stupid in 'murica thanks to the most funded education system in history. they can't of figured out the difference between pronouns and preposition and don't seem to know about 'contractions' either or they would of not said any of these deliberate grammatical errors i just made in this paragraph/sentence to ridicule them.
i have not seen more than maybe 1 out of 12 americans type correct english grammar. even people who otherwise appear to possess a fair degree of intelligence. clearly there was nothing being taught in their "english" classes.
also the most funded medical system in the world and they are fatter and sicker than anyone else.
more money = less quality.
the 'murican way.
i should probably add that the americans who i found to have the best language skills were southerners, south eastern, even: texans, georgians, floridans.
it's embarrassing to english speakers in the rest of the world, nobody is as poorly educated in their own language than americans.
Mesures how many kills you've made. IDK I am not european
post ur Plan B stuff here too
And this is me ordering coffee at Starbucks in the US. 
Try to explain in Singapore that you arrive at 14 o clock... You can literally see process of thinking 😂
The only Customary American Unit that makes any sense is the Mil, and even then you used the wrong base :-p
A (fluid!) ounce is 1/4th of a gill, and 1/128th of a gallon? And a grain is 2/875th of a (solid!) ounce?
They're also crying on social media because they don't get served some water when they go to a restaurant
Europeans be like...
"Roughly 0.6 of a mile, is it really that difficult to keep in mind two systems of measurement?"
They discovered civilization
all the people in green explaining to the people in red what a kilometer is 
Americans invading other countries be like. ‘What the fuck is sovereignty’
1 mile = 1.61 kilometres
METRE.
Parlez vous Francaise?
A kilometer is a couple of Celsius heavier than a mile.
The superior unit of account for distance 😌.
The sane unit
1000 meters. What's meter!!!
Problem is Americans use both in their daily life. Just give up the crappy one
One “klick” 😁