Just had a great conversation with an old taxi driver, who used to be a sailor.

He traveled all over the world. I asked him what he liked most?

"America. Because of the USD. And Brazil. Because of the women."

Then he continued to talk about countries getting rekt by inflation for 15 minutes. Paid him in USD. He had no smartphone, so it was the 2nd best thing.

Smoked the whole ride. Awesome guy.