time to face facts
as a american
i need to go get
DNA checkT for parasites
ive lost my love of pork
omfg when could it have happened
i dont go to banks or get loans
but i also dont care for gold
damn paranoia
need to get tested to be sure
#checkurEW #dna #postresultsproof
#containspread #calloutinfected
doc is there a cure?
he lowers his glasses to reveal a stern resolute gaze
"yes"
well praise jew baby jesus
he puts an empathetic hand on my shoulder
"hear the cure first before praises
"i know u love gold
"but how do u like showers?
i look down scared
"loved them before the parasite kicked in
"... the solution kent be guaranteed... right so maybe ...
doc stops me
"oh no worries there
"its 110% effective
"nurse turn on the gas
he then looks at me
"umm gotta warm the water
"heres a luxury robe
"enjoy it like ur last
