The waiter at our restaurant refused to be tipped in sats tonight. He said he had no interest in bitcoin and more than enough other crazy shit going on in his life. I told him I respected that but we would have blasted his address all over nostr, and explained it like this:

We have some of the biggest accounts on one of the least popular social networks in the world. You have no idea what you’re walking away from.

He said maybe he’d try to find us later. I said, no you won’t. It’s impossible to find anything there.

Also, I got him promise that if he wouldn’t touch bitcoin, that he would at least also stay away from shitcoins. He had no problem with that. 🤣