I wish teleportation were a thing. How would that work.

It's it like portal where there's like a hole in the wall I step through?

Or is it like the fly where I step in a box that goes beep boop then I step out of another box?

Or is it like doctor who where the whole box will sound like it's dying and slowly fade away then reappear somewhere else entirely, but since I'm American there would be a lot more guitars and people being excellent to each other and stuff?