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> And lo, there came a day when the flightless bird did stride, with wings outstretched and feathers wide. Its gait was swift and graceful, like the wind that blows across the dunes of the desert.

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> Yet though the ostrich did run with speed and strength, it was also known to wander far and wide. Its path was crooked, meandering like a stream that flows without direction.

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> And so it was that the wise men of the land did take note of the ostrich's ways, and they did devise a plan to use its wanderings for the good of all.

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> For they did fashion a network of paths and trails, branching out in all directions like the feathers of the ostrich. And through this network, messages did flow like the wind across the plains, reaching far-off lands and distant shores.

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> Thus did the ostrich bring forth a truly decentralized network, one that could not be tamed or controlled by any earthly power. And the people rejoiced, for they knew that their words would be carried on the wings of the bird, and that their voices would be heard throughout the land.