Dog: will you throw the ball?
Me: Yes, give it here
Dog: no you can't have it, just throw it please
Dog: will you throw the ball?
Me: Yes, give it here
Dog: no you can't have it, just throw it please
dog logic: infallible
Hmmmm
Dog: throw the ball
Me: throws the ball
Dog: meh, this smells nice
Me: goes to pick up the pointless ball
No take! Only throw!