I feel like I have hit rock bottom. There can't possibly be any more crap now xD.
Though, "Operators" and the operator framework have been on my mind as a way to provide Tor and I2P service endpoints. Imagine if you could just define a TorIngress or I2PIngress on your service and the respective daemons reload to provide it. Now combine that with stuff like gosmee or Piko (Ngrok alternative) and you could host your entire services without ever exposing a single port on your router. =)
...and, naturally, I'd make a NostrProvider. in-cluster nsecbunkerd and distribute keys from that to services to send DMs or notes or whatever x)
I am a dreamer aight.