🚨 BREAKING:
Whales who’ve been silent since 2011 suddenly remembered their passwords and said:
“You know what? Let’s dump $2B worth of BTC today.”
Now Bitcoin’s down 5%, long traders are crying, and Galaxy Digital’s servers are sweating.
But don’t worry—probably just a coincidence. Totally normal market behavior. 🫠🐋💸
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