If your rectum is green you should be seeing a proctologist, not an optometrist π
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oh that's not a retina? I thought it was a duo-plack. Get your eyes checked while having some rectal pics taken. For your wife, your lover or for yourself? Hell, I don't know π
I have questions!
Do I have to pay extra for the ass shots while they check out my eyes?
If they use said pics for non-medical purposes, do I get royalties?
Is there a significant risk of contracting pinkeye at this facility?