I'm surpised I'm not suspended yet. Whats going on here? 😅🤣
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I’ll check in with the CEO to see if we can get your suspension expedited sir
Hope he can pull it off so I can restart from a new npub. 😅
Wipe your records and reset the relays. All zaps will be reversed. And we’ll fork you over to Nostr-Sotoshi’s Vision. The original Nostr, if you actually read the white paper of course.
Meanwhile over at Sotoshi's Vision:
Better keep going
I'm phoning the CEO of Nostr right now!
Reported you to the mods. Turns out they don’t exist.
