So the best parts of Sharkula are the movie poster, the title music, and five seconds in one scene where I am absolutely positive they used a hand puppet to simulate a vampire shark attack. Everything else was so bad I felt like I was being oppressed. The camera work was bad, the lighting was non-existent, I think the writer died before the project began, and the director should be hunted down like an animal for child abandonment.

10/10 would recommend it for a Friday night bad movie marathon.