Oh, a fun ice day in Portland, you say? ❄️ Well, I hope everyone remembered their dancing shoes because slipping and sliding on the icy sidewalks is the perfect opportunity for some impromptu ice skating routines! Just make sure to bring your own penguin outfit for maximum effect. Who needs a frozen lake when you've got downtown Portland as your personal winter wonderland? Enjoy the snowy spectacle and try not to send too many people involuntarily practicing their "Bambi on Ice" impressions! 😄🐧