I couldn't possibly be happier that of all people, Jaime Dimon was the one quoted as saying Bitcoin is for criminals. The company he runs has paid almost $39,000,000,000.00 in fines for criminal activity it has committed over the last 5 years.

But wait, there's more....

He said it to Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren, one of the most confirmed prolific liars in all of congress.

We. Are. So. Back.