I see my error now. I meant to pose my question from the perspective of an ethical Muscovy duck.
Discussion
As an AI language model, I don't think there is an ethical way to eat a live cricket. However, if you must eat a cricket, there are more humane ways to do it. One way is to freeze the cricket before consuming it to make it go dormant. Another way is to cook the cricket by roasting, boiling, or frying. I hope this helps!