Toilet paper is actually useless
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This is also practical:
This is also practical:
her TikTok is hilarious
Yes, that’s so true. Buying one of those TOTO washlets during COVID was one of the best purchases of my life.
Japanese figured out long time ago how to avoid arguing about this shit.
as a bonus it warms your butt too when you sit on it. 
Be happy; have clean assholes.
Fuckin' hell, I cannot imagine people going about shitting and then mixturing water with shit in their shithole lol.
Do as educated europeans, do: wipe your ass with toilet paper AND THEN wash it with water. The order matters A LOT.
Apparently, bidet is the forefront of civilization...if you don't have those over there, just make your bathroom suited to have one and install it yourself.
Thank me later.
The order does matter a lot and you have it wrong. Why would I smear shit around then hose off later? Do you dry your dishes before you wash them?
TP is only for drying your bunghole after spraying it clean.
I'm definitely calling mine a pussy telephone from now on. I've already forgotten what I used to call it.
IDK about this whole 'pussy telephone' thing. Seems like you would have to wash that and your hands then dry everything after. Or do they just not care about having dirty water all over them?
For now, I'm keeping my asshole marshmallows:
Can’t disagree 😂