I still haven’t figured out how people do it faster by going somewhere.

It takes me less than 15 minutes to change my oil. During which, most of the time is spent letting oil fall out of a car while I do something else. It takes me 10 minutes to drive to the Valvoline, 5-10 minutes sitting in line at the Valvoline, 15 minutes for them to change the oil, 2 minutes to drive off their ramps and look under the car and check if they actually put the drain plug back in, 10 minutes to drive home. 47 is longer than 15.