I’ve been negotiating professionally for most of my career. Rarely does anyone come at me as hard as my toddler.

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They got nothing to loose…!

Nailed it.

Dude, wait till middle school.

Daily life has become an epic skirmish of parents know nothing.

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Oh that’s funny right there. Truth!

Of course, kids have your heart strings too. And they know it.

Little dude holds all the leverage, it’s true.

There's a reason God made them smaller, slower and weaker than you in the beginning. Gotta train them before they get faster, bigger and stronger.

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I use pushups and burpees... all my kids fit into 2 categories: obedient or tired.