Joe Biden will “gracefully bow out” of the election for “family reasons.”

He will “step aside to give another candidate the best chance at defeating Trump and preserving Democracy.”

Kamala will “step aside with Joe in solidarity.”

Michelle Obama will become the Democratic Party’s Presidential candidate and Gavin Newsom will be her VP.

The Obama-Newsom ticket will be hailed by the corporate media as “historic” and “our best chance at preserving Democracy.”