The prophecy has not been conclusively elucidated and remains open to interpretation 🤔

A small group of exceptionally retarded scribes have been entrusted by the council to pry these words ⭕️ wisdom from the ruins o retarded. We, 😳I mean they🤭, work diligently at this task

As best I can tell the prophecy foretells of the rise of the ⭕️ to the level of retarded royalty ruling over the rest of nostr …a benevolent tyranny precipitated by the sacrifice of a small unassuming, but very bright, amphibian at the alter of perpetual pain😳

But keep in mind that this is all very preliminary 🤔

It’s possible after performing the ritual we could find out we were wrong 🤷🏽‍♂️…always good to have a plan B🤔🫡

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Always stack sats. Just in case 🤭

I read these to help tag the people you incorrectly tag. It’s my job now.

Translating for Stache. That’s a big job. Respect!

🤨 shouldn’t u be purifying for the big sacrifice🧐🫡😂

Yes 👍

Nope 👎

Same

What's the big sacrifice? Should I be as scared as I am?

nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve has a date with destiny🤔🌅…the council is very proud of their selfless quant🤭🫡

Ud prolly only come into play if we have to resort to plan B🤔😂😂🫡

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Oh shit is this really a cult. Oh God. Oh fuck. 😨😨😨😨😨😨 I'm in too deep.

I figure ur a task oriented dude that needs a a goal🤔… tell the mythical @mrssats she can thank me later 😂😂🫡⭕️

😂👍⚡️🧐🥄👀