Thanksgiving 2026, fiat valuations of Bitcoin plunge to 42,772.18 US dollars per 100000000 satoshis.

Countless obituaries written as the value cratered over 72% in the months leading up to that.

Adam Schiff and Jim Cramer talk endlessly about how the SEC should have never permitted the ETFs as Trillions of US dollars were "lost" in passive retirement accounts.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin hodlers born during the covid era relish the opportunity to stack like mad, picking up side gigs to try to get a few million more satoshis.