nostr:npub1j3vtkuurx77yzs33ufzzc08syhrqca8aawa5p4afnfqxrnzvugmqrmqxec nostr:npub1cdjm8mthwjehkpvkckv2vrvwfrptvqv2rq4gwfhuujlh7px6csusz2jev5 nostr:npub13pvwhs7xjewj5ad8fnj6tzqylr78c6fvuxqah7dpucgyqwzkd39se5dl8a man when I was a squid I went to the dentist after eating Oreos and the stupid knuckle dragging dental techs thought the chocolate mush chunks left in my teeth were cavities and tried to charge my mum for all of them.

She was so pissed she almost pulled me off the chair until the dentist came in and busted the techs asses.