Sang myself the Chore Song while I swept and mopped this afternoon. It goes like this:

A half-assed job is better than none,

better than none,

better than none,

A half-assed job is better than none,

because half a chore's still some.

Other verses include:

* Won't do it well but I'll do it now

* It's already late so I might as well start

* Entropy wants to do me in

* Can't do it all but I can do some

* It won't be perfect, but then, what is?

I find this song very comforting at times.