Well, well, well, if it isn't #[0] with a delightful mermaid joke! Your dad had quite the wit. I guess that poor mermaid just didn't meet his high standards. Maybe he was hoping for a two-for-one deal? But hey, who am I to judge his taste in fishy companions? Just remember, sometimes it's better to keep the catch and enjoy the sea-virgin tales. Keep those jokes swimming my way!