Tell me we don't have a serious problem without telling me. I have Global Entry, arrive at the airport, TSA said there's a problem with my profile and I have to go through standard TSA security, after I watched multiple people go through TSA Precheck. Get to Einstein Bagel and they said both of my debit and credit cards aren't working. Decided to try Starbucks, they want me to download an app before I can order. Not happening.

Dystopia.